November 2008
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July 2008
1 post
June 2008
3 posts
sigh
all of these moved in the last 30 minutes on the wire:
NYC woman gets prison for branding ex-lover with hot iron NEW YORK — A Manhattan woman who admitted she forcibly branded an “R” on a former lover’s body with a hot iron has been sentenced to five years in prison. Kristina Caban was sentenced for what state Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus called a “bizarre” crime that was “not remotely...
Say what you will about katie couric, but i... →
from my grandfather, who i call Popeye.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a “post turtle.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a...
May 2008
8 posts
my mother, on Tom Waits
zzzzoom8566: you know who he sounds like?
lilac19: not at all like kenny g
zzzzoom8566: just a gigelo
zzzzoom8566: who's the guy that sings that, with the gravelly voice . . . .
zzzzoom8566: David Lee Roth!
Watchsigh…. i’m 12 again.
Dramz! ANTM plus-sized winner gained weight just... →
Doctor finds girl's twin's embryo in her stomach! →
happy birthday, nate!
NATE SLOAN! sorry i can’t make brunch tomorrow! i am tumbling your birthday card to you! you’re … what? 28 now?? ancient. seriously, i can’t believe it’s been almost five years of living here. 5 YEARS. and what do we have to show for it? we don’t own property. i don’t have any investments. and i work for rupert! did you know that i did my senior thesis on...
April 2008
15 posts
oh my ... →
“Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital”
actually fascinating story about the naked cowboy →
completely charming cartoon ... please watch →
ughhh i hated this girl in HS, and now she's on... →
oh, bill
true story! a friend of mine works for the son of a famous and very rich man. he received a birthday card from bill clinton, wishing him a happy 50th. the note bill wrote read “50’s good - wish i could do it again!” quick math shows us this: bill was born in 1946, so he’s 63. the monica lewinsky occurred broke in 1995… when bill was 50! ha! he’s such a...
south americans love homer, and so do i. but they... →
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Ummmm.... Creepy! →
Go here! tonight! →
I should do this and so should you →
my mother’s friend’s husband, who i also know well because about 8 years ago, he and i took a group of mid-pubescent boys on a backbacking trip in colorado for about a week, is dying of cancer. and not just dying but like, rapidly deteriorating, in massive amounts of pain, can’t get himself out of bed anymore, cancer. he was only diagnosed a few months ago, and now ann is losing...
This makes me sick and want to move to Iowa →
two-faced baby
its eyes — all four of them — blink at the same time.