happy birthday, nate!
NATE SLOAN! sorry i can’t make brunch tomorrow! i am tumbling your birthday card to you! you’re … what? 28 now?? ancient. seriously, i can’t believe it’s been almost five years of living here. 5 YEARS. and what do we have to show for it? we don’t own property. i don’t have any investments. and i work for rupert! did you know that i did my senior thesis on the negative effects of corporate ownership has on news outlets?? oh, the irony.
i hope the coming year brings you all of the laughter, love, happiness and employment that your heart desires!
happy birthday!
